Hahaha!
The back story is my brother's daughter is getting married & will be having a rehearsal dinner at my brother's home which has caused my brother & lovely wife to redo their whole landscaping. This boulder is a part of all this & I couldn't resist not using it to my weird sense of humor.
(Ironically I was a figure model for art classes in college)
Even though I've added a few pounds since college I thought I'd give it a go anyhow.
Only you, my brother & I know we've done this so far. Don't know if I have the "balls" to show the mother of the bride! Haha.